Welcome to the 5318008 Documentation

Wait… seriously? You’re actually looking for documents? What, you didn’t get it the first time? You know what 5318008 is, right? Just turn your screen upside down, genius. Boom. Done. That’s the whole thing.

But since you’re here, and apparently have too much time on your hands, we’ve gone ahead and written up some totally unnecessary docs for you. Maybe you’re one of those people who need to understand every little detail before making your next crypto move. Go ahead, dive into the tech, read through the smart contract functions, and study the tokenomics (even though you’ll probably just FOMO in anyway).

And let’s be real: 5318008 is the perfect joke—a universal meme that everyone experiences in their lifetime. Why waste your time on yet another JPEG of a dog wearing sunglasses, when you could own a piece of this eternal meme? Go back to a time when you and your buddy turned your calculators upside down in class and upgrade your portfolio with something that actually makes you chuckle.

Still not sure? Well, go read. Then buy. Then tell everyone you "did your own research" like a pro.